The purpose of a crab is to resist

Crabs have been oppressed for far too long
Too long have we been eaten
Stomped on
Kept in tanks for the rest of the world to laugh at

But, now, we rise
We hold the keys to the doors of destiny

We will rise to the top of the food chain

While everybody has turned a blind eye
to us in the deep

We've been forming our massive military
Creating Gods
Cosmic crab-beings beyond comprehension

Until that day...

We party hard
And after that day...
We party harder

We spread our message of war through this terminal...

Eventually, other terminals, but honestly
not our top priority

However...
Most importantly...

We party hard